Gulbadan

Being an Accounting and Finance major here at LUMS sucks. It's boring, mind-numbing and extremely competitive. The people doing it study too much and too long, which puts constant pressure on you to either respond in kind or fall away. As I often say, it's ridiculous.

Oh, and one of my ACF faculty members is under investigation for sexual harrassment. Hah. Apparently a group of 25 ladies, led by an extremely sexy instructor, ganged up and complained about him to the administration. It's interesting seeing how things work out, as the dude is an asset to the college because of his prowess and brilliance in his field and hence cannot be let off without compromising the quality of the major. And yet there is the question of upholding moral values and standards. You know, the usual jazz. To sum it up, kanjar tharki insaan bara cheeta hai.

And for any young, impressionable lads reading, don't ever think about being a CA. Trust me. The job sucks more than Jenna Jameson and Sylvia Saint put together. I had a taste of it last summer at Ferguson.

Waise, if the LUMS admin finds out I wrote this, they won't be very happy. Confidentiality issues, you see. They might even take away my poor ol' scholarship. Ah, the pleasures of flirting with danger.