Gulbadan

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Lo jee, issi ki kasar reh gai thi ab. There's even a song somewhere in there.

Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers

• Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

• Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

• Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

• Side with France, reach down your pants

• Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

• War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

• and my personal favourite: Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

So come on, all you beautiful people of the world, whip it out for the sake of world peace at least.