Gulbadan

So the other day I was reading in the paper that Jamaat-ud-Dawa, that brilliant band of merry bearded men, who plant bombs at sunset and help Kashmiri earthquake victims at sunrise, has been banned by the United States. It put the organization on its 'terrorist list', so to speak. Obviously, a lot of people are not happy with the decision. In fact, "hundreds of people staged a rally (in Muzaffarabad) to condemn the ban". By the way if you look at their website (linked above), they're talking about that Pakistani Cheema guy who tried to kill a German newspaper editor and ended up dying himself in jail. Hmm, you go to kill a man and instead die yourself. Talk about botched attempts. Kher, funny phrase on their website regarding his death: It is not a difficult to kill a person and then hang it. Hehe at use of the word "it".

But the even more humourous thing to note is that, Kashmiri Muslims aside, even minorities are standing up for our Jamaat. Today in The News I saw a picture of a rally of tons of Hindus and Christians holding placards and chanting slogans praising the Jamaat's charitable work. Hmm, the glorified maulvis even have wajib-ul-qatal kafirs in their spin. Wow.