Gulbadan

Adeel Naeem wrote something about a date he and I went on a couple of days back. It is delightfully embarrassing, and since I'm never one to shy away from my own embarrassment, I reproduce in entirety the whole damn thing below. I obviously am not asking for his permission, because of my firm belief that copyright laws are for pansies. (This obviously is expected from a person who actually remained depressed one whole day when news reached him that the piracy factories churning out film DVD's in Karachi have been shut down). Also notice how Adeel has spelt rendezvous incorrectly. :)

Rezendevous

Today I met up with a friend who i had been trying to meet for the past 7 days now. The irony of the situation is that he lives 5 minutes away from my house and for some odd reason we never got a chance to meet! Today, however I picked him up while i was going to get my sister's cell phone fixed. We grabbed a subway sandwhich on our way back, parked our car at a small khokha and enjoyed the meal in silence. The only few words that were uttered during the hoovering of the sandwhiches were:

Sohaib: "there is not enough sex in the sandwhich today!"

Me: "maybe you need to take it the other way to enjoy the way you wanty it too!"

Sohaib: "No i think its beacuse I got a double meat and somewhat the sauces aren't balancing it!"

Me: "Or may be because you ordered a 6 inches?"

Silence....

Sohaib: "Adeel the other day i had chicken Karahi at this place in Laxmi chowk. (a very popular eating place in lahore) It was so orgasmic!"

Adeel: "Dude explain to me, how was it orgasmic? why are all your food experiences related to sex?"

Sohaib: "You have to think the way I do!"

Silence.....